I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i was born a porn star she said
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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