Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
