gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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