Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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