I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.