She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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