awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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