On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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