Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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