he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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