So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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