I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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