I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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