her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It's blow job season.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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