why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I could fuck to npr.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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