I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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