shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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