my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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