I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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