glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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