Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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