Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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