3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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