Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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