I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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