I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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