He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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