I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
