and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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