we have officially lost it.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
