Moan for me like Helen Keller
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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