the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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