i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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