from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
