He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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