In the future we'll all be gay
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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