It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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