look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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