If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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