Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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