:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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