Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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