Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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