We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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