kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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