Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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