Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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