I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
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ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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