real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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