would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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