Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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