Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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