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she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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