I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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