i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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