As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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