There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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