ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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