Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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