I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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