She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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