i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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