but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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